I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.

- in a nutshell (via bl-ossomed)

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

volanus:

teddybrosavelt:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

my god

Suck on this puci

 You play the hero but underneath the hype you’re a killer, with oceans of blood on your hands. I hate men like you.

peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

seri0uslybecca:

I take my hedgehog grocery shopping, and no one tells me to stop.

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

legalmichael:

tumblr has given me feminism and daddy kink

Jade on her way to Jean-Pierre Braganza SS15 Fashion Show practicing her ‘Posh London Fashion Week’ face

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